Esoteric: Requiring special knowledge to be understood.
Some of these are original, some I found elsewhere. I'll be adding more as I think of them or come across them. |
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| Never order the chicken carpaccio! | There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't. |
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| Where does carbon-60 go to dance? A Buckyball. |
To get to the other side. Why did the tachyon cross the universe? |
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| What did the Borg say to the superconductor? Resistance is futile. |
What is Google.com's main headquarters called? The googleplex. |
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| How do you drive Mr. Mott of the Enterprise D crazy? Order him to deal with tribbles. |
What do you call removing a Foley tube? Exfoliating the patient. |
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| What is an outpatient? A Patient experiencing syncope. |
What did the Borg say to the ascorbic acid? You will be assimilated. |
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Why don't geeks date blonds? Because blonds can't pass the Turing test. |
What do Kindergarteners eat for lunch? Ctrl-V |
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| How do jocks make it through high school? Ctrl-C |
What do slutty girls do? Ctrl-A |
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| What do fickle girls do? Ctrl-H |
Why did the musician couple not play with ornamentation? They didn't want to have triplets. |
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| My very elegant mother just sat upon needles and a dwarf planet. | How does Gerard keep his pants up? With a Kuiper Belt. |
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| Recursion. | The argument of a truly arrogant person is nothing more than a verbal Möbius strip. | |
| How do you keep a chef busy? Ask him to supreme both an orange AND an artichoke. |
Y = x [Given] Y+Y = Y+x [Add Y to both sides] 2Y = Y+x [Y+Y = 2Y] 2Y-2x = Y+x-2x [subtract 2x from both sides] 2(Y-x) = Y+x-2x [Factor out a 2 from left side] 2(Y-x) = Y-x [x-2x = -x] 2 = 1 [divide both sides by (Y-x)] |
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| Crushing the grapes to make wine is a must. | ||